Friday, July 31, 2009


Me: did someone call you guys or are you just waiting?
Paramedics: this is where the hot chicks are!!

Meanwhile, 15 feet away, a downed bridesmaid.

This ATM works fine. The store puts up these notes to drive business to their in-store ATM.

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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Street sightings

The Prez has a side bidness.

Put a little birdhouse in your soul.

Apparently Dan is a centaur.


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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Rascaly Flatts

Wrigley goes Country!!

Lots of lame cowboy hats. Hot pink with sparkles? Really?

As UNdiverse as a Cubs games is, this made it look likethe Wite-Out Factory in a blizzard.

The Hershey S'Mores Kareoke Tent. WTF?

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Friday, July 17, 2009

The dreaded Device

Even the motherF'ing parking lot is sponsored by MotherF'ing Budweiser.

Hey, what's going on in this doorway?

Oh Great God. What the Living Fuck goes on on Clark Street?!?!?!

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009


That's a screenshot of the Chicago Chinatown website... This coming Sunday is the "Chinatown Festival" (basically a "Taste of Chinatown") and what better way to celebrate than by printing out a coupon from McDonalds for a Free Happy Meal!! Move over, General Tso!!


from the Tribune:

Peddlers balk at move

Expanding Wrigley no-sell zone would kill business, vendors say

Sidewalk peddlers who hawk peanuts, T-shirts and novelty items outside Wrigley Fieldreacted angrily Friday to an alderman's proposal to move them two blocks from the ballpark, saying that they not only add to game-day excitement but also need to earn a living. "We all went out there, got our permits and spent thousands of dollars on inventory, and now they are going to change the rules in the middle of the summer," said John Bakerbefore the 1:20 p.m. game. Several vendors said they will be unable to sell merchandise outside the immediate vicinity of the park. "If they do this, we will all be out of work," said Joe Sienkiewicz, 46, a self-describedWhite Sox fan and T-shirt purveyor. "We have families. We have children."

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Cardinal Sins




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Friday, July 10, 2009


Light from the horrid video signs on buses.

Available to a nice burrowing mammal.

Smarter than the average realtor.
(I've always been afraid of that restaurant for some reason)

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

This update better work.

Sidewalk chalk sale.

Many Clark Strret revelers do indeed arrive via the short bus.

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